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Marlon Ettinger


Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture. Email him with tips and ideas at marlonjettinger@gmail.com.

Amid OpenAI drama, ChatGPT went down last night, and people didn't know what to do

As Sam Altman goes back to Open AI, ChatGPT crashes

Are they connected?

On Nov 22, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘CZ SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR OUR BAGS’: Crypto bros praise Binance CEO—after feds fine company $4.3 billion

CZ stepped down from Binance after an unprecedented fine.

On Nov 21, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘We are all very tired of your cringe messages’: Andrew Tate’s team mocks alleged victims when asked to comply with court order granting them anonymity

Lawyers for the defendants say the Tates are spreading their names to harass them

On Nov 21, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘Get your hands off me’: Family of Israeli hostages rip into National Security Minister for hugging them, posting picture asking him not to

The remarks came after a meeting in Israel's parliament over a proposed death penalty law for terrorists

On Nov 20, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘One of your guys gave it to me’: Internet cheers 9-year-old who roasted Nikki Haley over campaign swag compliment

Haley is looking for a breakthrough before January's New Hampshire primary.

On Nov 20, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

After Sam Altman was pushed out of OpenAI, co-founder Ilya Sutskever apologizes

‘I will do everything I can to reunite the company’: OpenAI board member publicly apologizes as employees post demand to bring back Sam Altman

There is a new twist in the OpenAI story every minute.

On Nov 20, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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X CEO says ‘everyone should STOP’ being racist and antisemitic on the site after Musk endorses anti-Jewish post

Will anyone listen?

On Nov 16, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘You are not Jewish you weirdo’: Richie Torres says he’s the last gay ‘Jew-ish’ member in Congress after George Santos announces he won’t run in 2024

Torres is not Jewish.

On Nov 16, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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Court rules Tesla employees can’t wear pro-union shirts to work

The NLRB had previously upheld their right to wear the shirts as they tried to unionize Elon Musk's factory

On Nov 15, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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GOP Rep. Clay Higgins pushes viral ‘ghost buses’ Jan. 6 conspiracy while warning FBI Director ‘your day is coming’

Higgins did not provide much evidence to back up his claim.

On Nov 15, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘I am my dad’s blood boy’: Multimillionaire tech entrepreneur says he de-aged his dad by 25 years with ‘super blood’ plasma donation

Bryan Johnson has previously said is goal is to have the body of an 18 year old

On Nov 14, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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In the ‘stonks’ meme, the numbers always go up

Do stonks always go up?

On Nov 14, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘San Francisco if Xi stays for a whole week’ meme blasts Newsom for admitting he cleaned up city in advance of Chinese president’s visit

The city cleanup came ahead an economic conference in the city to promote cross-Pacific trade

On Nov 13, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘That wasn’t me’: Biden nails joke about his age, stumbles while watching someone fall at a speech

Biden's remarks came in Illinois in celebration of a UAW contract his administration supported.

On Nov 9, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger

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‘So embarrassing for them’: Pro-Israel organization outed for offering $250 ‘microgrants’ to pay college students to attend upcoming D.C. rally

The group spent over $10 million in 2021 on pro-Israel advocacy.

On Nov 9, 2023 by Marlon Ettinger